I’ve been writing for the internet since 1997, starting out with The Zen Cleaning Robot site we started at RMIT University with some friends. We had a page where you could ‘purchase’ a robot, like a nanobot or companionbot, where you coudl put your credit card details in which, once you’d done so, took you to another page which claimed we’d just stolen the credit card details and people freaked out and we were like can’t you take a joke, and soon the site was taken down…
I now mainly do travel writing just for fun (and free tacos), inspired by my love of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I do personal stories about where I’ve been, what I’ve ate and how much time I had to sit on the toilet after eating it. I don’t want to emulate the Lonely Planet, nor provide much in the way of useful travel information, I just write about what happened to me, and what I saw, on a particular day.
If you are a country and would like me to write about you, just send me some [preferably business class] plane tickets and I’ll be over there in a jiffy – providing you don’t have any nasty wars or other such things happening. Otherwise you’ll just have to wait until I get around to you.
You can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org, as long as you’re not to trying to sell me something.
Not to mention a Google Plus page – seriously let’s not mention it, for you never visit that ting (sic) bra. People say they’ve seen ghosts and tumbleweeds and all sorts of shit going on there, it’s like scary man.
I like Dodger Dogs and the Dodgers by the way, as illustrated below. Don’t judge me on my hair, LA water is so hard and I obviously didn’t have enough conditioner. I also play 5th grade baseball where I regularly dislocate my shoulders (I alternate between the two nowadays).